How do you get fucky rolls? Keep your dice, safe, warm, and comfortable!

  • Imperfect Cozy

    $25.00 CAD
    $25.00 CAD
    Effing Dice Cozy - Black or White accessories

  • Effing Cozy 2.0

    $35.00 CAD
    $35.00 CAD
    Effing Dice Cozy - Black or White accessories
A 10 sided die that has the word fuck, instead of a 1. A 6 sided die with the word fuck in place of the 1. A 20 sided die with the word fuck in the place of the 1. The dice all are pearlescent blue with golden numbers

do you feel fucky punk?

Probably not, if you like to play in multiple rpg systems.

Well, get ready to get fucky!

Effing Dice aims to satisfy players of everything from White Wolf with Effing D10s, to D&D, with effing D20s, to PbtA with Effing D6s, providing all and sundry with the prettiest fucking dice on the internet for your system of choice!

Turns out customized molds are pretty darned pricey, which is why we're launching a Kickstarter to raise the money to make these fucking gorgeous delights!

Accessory Options

Dice, Dice baby - Coming Soon to a Kickstarter Near You!

  • A beautiful set of polyhedral dice. Golden numbers, paired with pearlescent blue. Three dice have the word fuck instead of the 1. The d6,d10, and d20 all have a fuck side.

    The Prettiest Fucking Dice on the Internet!

    We wants them!

    I want them too. As it turns out, mass manufacturing a bunch of custom dice is complex, and involves a large amount of cash up front. Of course, that is why we are launching a Kickstarter soon!

    Click here to follow us on Kickstarter and be the first to know when we launch, so you can take advantage of those sweet, sweet early bird deals.